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Green t-shirt with Plato quote He is a wise man who invented beer inside a beer mug graphic
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He is a Wise Man Who Invented Beer T-Shirt

He is a Wise Man Who Invented Beer T-Shirt

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Philosophy class never tasted this good. The He Is A Wise Man Who Invented Beer T-Shirt throws a cold one in the face of pretension with the timeless—if somewhat misattributed—quote “He is a wise man who invented beer. —Plato,” stamped inside a frothy mug silhouette.

Printed on soft ringspun cotton in forest green or crisp white, this tee is perfect for deep thinkers, pint drinkers, and anyone who appreciates a little classical wisdom with their IPA.

  • Material: 100% ringspun cotton—smooth enough for debates, sturdy enough for bar tabs

  • Fit: Unisex cut for philosophers, partiers, and everyone in between

  • Colors: Forest Green or White with bold white (on green) or forest-green (on white) print

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; no Socratic irony required

  • Unsure what Size to Order? Check out our Sizing Chart.

Ideal for pub philosophers, beer-snob scholars, and anyone who knows that all great ideas start with a pint.

 

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