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Green Hops and Crossbones Craft Beer Longsleeve T-Shirt
$23.99
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It’s not a phase, mom—it’s a lifestyle. The Green Hops and Crossbones Longsleeve T-Shirt features a bright green hop cone perched proudly above crossed bones, because real rebels drink craft.
Printed on a black or grey ringspun cotton longsleeve tee, this design delivers a bold message to macro beer drinkers everywhere: abandon ship, you're not welcome here. Whether you’re brewing, bar-hopping, or just scaring the neighbors with your beer collection, this shirt's got you covered—literally.
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Material: 100% ringspun cotton, soft and ready for full pours
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Fit: Unisex; great for pirates, punks, and hop-obsessed humans
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Colors: Available in black or grey with vivid green design
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Care: Machine wash cold, air dry if you want it to last longer than your last IPA stash
Because nothing says “don’t touch my cooler” like a hop cone with bones.