$23.99
It’s not a phase, mom—it’s a lifestyle. The Green Hops and Crossbones Longsleeve T-Shirt features a bright green hop cone perched proudly above crossed bones, because real rebels drink craft.
Printed on a black or grey ringspun cotton longsleeve tee, this design delivers a bold message to macro beer drinkers everywhere: abandon ship, you're not welcome here. Whether you’re brewing, bar-hopping, or just scaring the neighbors with your beer collection, this shirt's got you covered—literally.
Material: 100% ringspun cotton, soft and ready for full pours
Fit: Unisex; great for pirates, punks, and hop-obsessed humans
Colors: Available in black or grey with vivid green design
Care: Machine wash cold, air dry if you want it to last longer than your last IPA stash
Because nothing says “don’t touch my cooler” like a hop cone with bones.