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BREWSWAG - CRAFT BEER GEAR THAT DOESN'T SUCK
Let’s get one thing straight: this post isn’t for the person who thinks “hops” are just another way to say “skip.” This is for the real ones—the folks who’ve dry-hopped their own brew, argued over the best yeast strains, and know that IBU stands for International Bitterness Units (not “I Bought Underwear”).
You’ve earned the right to wear your beer snobbery like a badge—and what better way to do that than with a t-shirt?
Not all beer tees are created equal. A true craft beer shirt should meet the following criteria:
Designed by someone who knows what a saison is
Contains at least one hop pun
Makes macro drinkers uncomfortable
Feels good enough to wear for a 6-hour brewery crawl
If your current go-to is the free tee you got at that “Beer Fest 2017” event, it’s time for a serious upgrade.
Let’s break down the top picks for beer lovers who don’t just drink—they know.
A Dr. Seuss parody that turns bedtime stories into beer time glory. Perfect for homebrewing dads and IPA-swigging literary nerds.
Beer IQ required to appreciate this one.
Why guess your blood type when the answer is clearly IPA+? Styled with a medical theme that says, “I’m not a doctor, but I’m very bitter.”
Pairs well with: hop-forward double IPAs.
The name says it all. This shirt throws shade at big beer without even trying. It’s for people who correct others when they say “lager” but mean “light beer.”
Warning: may cause spontaneous brewery recommendations.
Okay, it’s not just about beer—but you know barrel-aged brews count. This one’s for the craft drinker who prefers their sanitizer to be 90 proof and aged in oak.
Not FDA approved, but way more fun.
If you’ve ever whispered this to yourself while pouring beer #4, this shirt gets you.
Best worn while grilling with a hazy in hand.
Craft beer shirts are surprisingly versatile. Wear them:
On brewery tours (extra points for matching the vibe)
At beer festivals, where your wardrobe is your first impression
On brew day, when you're elbow-deep in malt
To annoy your wine-loving relatives at Thanksgiving
Or just… Tuesday
Wearing a craft beer shirt is a declaration. A declaration that you know good beer, and you're not afraid to let your torso do the talking.
So ditch the generic merch and upgrade to something that says, “Yeah, I know what a diacetyl rest is.”
Feeling inspired (or just bitter)?
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