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BREWSWAG - CRAFT BEER GEAR THAT DOESN'T SUCK
Let’s face it: your beer fridge is stocked, your back hurts when you sleep funny, and you get nostalgic when you hear a dial-up tone. You're not old, you're vintage. And nothing says “seasoned beer nerd” like a wardrobe full of t-shirts that reference pop culture from the days of VHS and actual radio stations.
We’ve brewed up a collection of parody shirts that hit different if your idea of Saturday morning cartoons includes muscle-bound heroes yelling about the power of Greyskull. If you know, you know—and if you don’t, well, go ask your parents.
You have the power... to pour another pint! This shirt mashes up the iconic Masters of the Universe with your favorite craft beer lifestyle. If He-Man had a brewery, you know it’d be full of IPAs and testosterone.
A tribute to Tarantino’s cult classic—minus the ear-cutting. It’s got style, attitude, and just enough hops to keep things interesting. Wear it to your next bottle share and watch the movie quotes fly.
If you spent your youth renting VHS horror flicks from Blockbuster and sleeping with one eye open, this one’s for you. A fictional brewery from everyone’s favorite campy slasher series—because nothing says “drink local” like a machete.
Two hop-headed icons on a mission from malt. Black suits. Dark sunglasses. And a serious love of beer. This tee’s the perfect fit for brewery tours, bar crawls, or just kicking back with a cold one and some blues.
Transform your beer game. This design is for the 80s kid turned 40s dad who still hums the theme song while pouring a pint. More than meets the eye? Nah—exactly what you think: robots and beer. Perfection.
👉 Check out the full collectionhere and wear your nostalgia on your sleeve. Literally.
Designed and printed in the USA. Beer not included.
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