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Brown t-shirt with droopy-eyed Squonk holding a beer under vintage headline
  • Brown t-shirt with droopy-eyed Squonk holding a beer under vintage headline
  • Cartoon Squonk crying for a brew inside blue oval on women's shirt
  • Unisex cotton tee featuring Squonk Just Wants a Beer typography and creature art
  • Forlorn mythical creature clutching frothy pint on women's brown tee
Squonk Just Wants a Beer T-Shirt

Squonk Just Wants a Beer T-Shirt

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Meet the world’s saddest cryptid—and its only comfort: a cold one. The Squonk Just Wants a Beer T-Shirt stars a droopy-eyed Squonk (that legendary Pennsylvania creature prone to self-dissolution) clutching a frothy pint, under the headline “The Squonk Just Wants a Beer!” and cheeky subtext “Is pa cryptid crying for a brew?” Printed on soft brown ringspun cotton, it’s a feel-good anthem for anyone who’s ever needed a drink to chase the blues away.

  • Material: 100% ringspun cotton—soft as a hug when your mythical tears start flowing

  • Fit: Unisex regular cut—fits cryptid fans and beer aficionados alike

  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; print stays intact through every comforting sip

  • Design: Detailed cartoon Squonk with forlorn expression holding a pint, set inside a blue-oval backdrop, framed by vintage gold-and-cream typography

  • Usage: Perfect for lore buffs, pub regulars, or cheering up anyone who’s ever felt a little… ephemeral

  • Unsure what Size to Order? Check out our Sizing Chart.

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