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Hopless Horseman Halloween Beer T-Shirt
$21.99
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Forget pumpkins—this year, the Headless Horseman rides for beer. The Hopless Horseman T-Shirt reimagines the classic headless rider as a hop-wielding specter, galloping under a blood-red moon clutching a frothy pint instead of a pumpkin. Below, a tattered banner taunts: “Put a Head on This Hop,” and whimsical “ha, ha” laughter trails behind his ghostly steed.
Printed on a black ringspun cotton tee, this shirt is ideal for haunted taproom crawls, brewery costume parties, or simply letting everyone know your beer has more life than most things this time of year.
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Material: 100% ringspun cotton—soft enough to handle midnight wanderings, sturdy enough for haunted brew tastings
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Fit: Unisex cut—because spooky can’t be gendered
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Color: Black with vibrant orange and muted green accents
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—no exorcism required
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Wear it if you dare… or if you just really love spooky beer puns.