$24.99
This apron doesn’t just protect your shirt—it warns your guests. The F-ing Delicious Cuts of Pork BBQ Apron features our now-iconic butcher-style pig diagram, labeling every cut as “Delicious”—except the belly, which (accurately) reads “F*ing Delicious.”
Printed on a white apron, it’s perfect for pitmasters, bacon disciples, and anyone who takes grilling seriously… but not themselves.
Material: Durable poly-cotton blend, ready for grease, smoke, and glory
Design: Full-color pig graphic with bold red “Delicious Cuts of Pork” headline
Fit: Adjustable neck strap and long waist ties—because meat doesn’t flip itself
Care Instructions: Machine washable. Meat juice approved.
Ideal for grill gods, pork lovers, and the friend who won’t shut up about their new smoker.