$21.99
Forget G, PG, or R—this tee’s Rated H for Hops. Printed on forest-green ringspun cotton, it mimics a film-rating box, starring a giant “H” and tasting notes that read “Strong hop flavor and bitterness with notes of liquid happiness and a desire for more.” A cheeky footer warns “Under 21 Requires Accompanying Parent or Adult Guardian,” because your hop addiction might need supervision.
Material: 100% ringspun cotton—soft enough for binge-watching or brew-tasting
Fit: Unisex regular cut—fits craft-beer critics and hop-heads alike
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; holds up better than most movie sequels
Design: White “Rated H for Hops” label parody with bold “H,” descriptive tasting notes, and humorous age-restriction line on green
Usage: Perfect for taproom premieres, homebrew screenings, or any night that calls for adult-only pours
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