Project Re-Brew Super Soldier Serum T-Shirt

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Unleash your inner brew hero with the Project Re-Brew Super Soldier Serum T-Shirt, printed on military-green ringspun cotton. The front sports a retro “PROJECT RE-BREW” headline with outstretched wings and an official “Super Soldier Ale” brewery seal. Flip it over and you’ll see the “TOP SECRET” stamp declaring “6 PACKS AVAILABLE” alongside your lab-coat-ready soldier dosing himself with the ultimate craft-beer serum. The back lists tongue-in-cheek “side effects” like “Highly Increased Dancing Ability” and “Warning – Wears off in a few hours and may cause headaches and vomiting.” Ideal for anyone who believes hops are more powerful than hydra serum.

  • Material: 100% ringspun cotton—soft enough for field testing, sturdy enough for actual field duty

  • Fit: Unisex regular cut—perfect for recruits, veterans, and casual laboratory assistants

  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; no classified equipment needed

  • Design:

    • Front: Stenciled “PROJECT RE-BREW” text with stylized wings and central brewery seal reading “Super Soldier Ale – Volunteer Subject – DOD Batch 1941.”

    • Back: “TOP SECRET” red stamp over “6 PACKS AVAILABLE,” a comic-book soldier injecting beer from an IV bag, and a dossier of humorous serum effects.

  • Usage: Perfect for brew-day experiments, tailgate testing, or convincing friends you’re a craft-beer–enhanced super soldier

  • Unsure what Size to Order? Check out ourSizing Chart.

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