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When your beer pours as dark as your sense of humor, you need a shirt that speaks your language. The Hello Darkness My Old Friend T-Shirt pays tribute to velvety stouts with a nod to classic melancholy: a frothy pint emblazoned with a shamrock, flanked by the iconic phrase “Hello Darkness My Old Friend.”
Available in white, forest green, or rich brown ringspun cotton, this tee is perfect for stout devotees, pub poets, and anyone who finds comfort in a pint of pitch-black perfection.
Material: 100% ringspun cotton—soft enough for late-night contemplation
Fit: Unisex; ideal for both beer philosophers and casual drinkers
Colors: White, Green, or Brown with distressed black-and-cream print
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; embrace the dark side
Pair it with your favorite stout, a cozy barstool, and just enough irony to keep things interesting.
