$21.99
Unite your love of giant robots and craft beer with the Optimist Prime Beer T-Shirt. Printed on sleek black ringspun cotton, it features an heroic mech head—complete with beer-can antennae—hoisting a frothy pint in one hand. Above, “OPTIMIST PRIME” arches in techno lettering; below, the rallying cry “My glass is always half full… of BEER!” proclaims your unwavering optimism (and priority).
Material: 100% ringspun cotton—strong enough for battle, soft enough for brews
Fit: Unisex regular cut—fits warriors, couch pilots, and everyone in between
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; primer for hop-infused adventures
Design: Colorful robot head with beer-can details, mech arm clutching a pint, and bold techno text on black fabric
Usage: Perfect for taproom transformations, sci-fi conventions, or any day that needs an upgrade