$23.99
Same thirsty sea monster. More sleeve. The Giant Octopus Wants Beer Longsleeve T-Shirt features our legendary kraken mid-rampage, wrecking ships not for treasure, but for beer—obviously. Bonus points for yelling “Hey bro, are there any IPAs?” mid-destruction.
Printed on black or brown longsleeve ringspun cotton, this tee is perfect for cooler nights at the brewery, questionable coastal adventures, or just letting your sleeves do the talking while your mouth sips something hoppy.
Material: Soft, breathable ringspun cotton
Fit: Unisex longsleeve; perfect for beer drinkers with cold arms and hot takes
Colors: Black or brown with full-color beer kraken graphic
Care: Machine wash cold, hang dry if you fear shrinking like a sea creature in daylight
Because nothing says “I love IPAs” like an eight-armed beer raid.