$14.99
These aren’t your Grandpa’s argyles—these socks are a full-on hop takeover. The Hop-Bines Growing Craft Beer Socks feature vibrant hop vines climbing from toe to calf, so your feet look like they’re literally rooted in your favorite IPA garden.
Engineered from a blend of 60% polyester, 25% nylon, 10% acrylic, and 5% spandex, these crew socks offer serious durability for stepping through wort, hopping fences (legally, we hope), or standing at the fermenter with smug satisfaction. One-size-fits-most (US women’s 5–15, men’s 3–13) ensures your feet get the full vine treatment.
Material: 60% polyester, 25% nylon, 10% acrylic, 5% spandex—stronger than your last hop-heavy batch
Fit: One-size-fits-most crew socks—because hop vines don’t discriminate
Design: Full-color hop vine pattern climbing up the sock, with black toe and heel for a clean finish
Features:
200-needle knit fabric—keeps the hops crisp and your feet comfy
Reinforced black toe and heel—because even hop vines need a sturdy foundation
Crew length—ideal for brewery floors, homebrewing chaos, or couch-to-fridge marathons
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—no special greenhouse required
If your beer garden is strictly in a bottle or can, at least your socks can pretend to be growing an IPA forest.