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$21.99
Let’s call this shirt what it is: preventative medicine. The Drink Responsibly... Avoid Whiskey Dick T-Shirt features a cheeky vintage pin-up illustration complete with a bottle of “Whiskey Dick,” a flirty wink, and a warning that’s more effective than most health class presentations.
Printed on a blue, black, or white ringspun cotton tee, this design is bold, hilarious, and just the right amount of "Did they really put that on a shirt?" Yes. Yes, we did.
Material: 100% ringspun cotton – smooth enough for bad decisions
Fit: Unisex cut for confident drinkers with a sense of humor
Colors: Black, blue, or white with full-color retro print
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and hydrate if you're going out-out
Great for bourbon fans, bachelorette party +1s, or anyone who wants to issue a friendly reminder—without saying a word.
