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Let’s be honest—your beer shirt isn’t just a shirt. It’s a declaration. A lifestyle choice. A cotton-based cry for attention, approval, or a free pint.
Whether you’re rocking a brewery logo, a slogan that made your mom roll her eyes, or something that looks like a legal department’s worst nightmare, we’re here to tell you what that shirt really says about you.
“I’ve been drinking this brewery’s IPA since before it was cool.”
You're loyal. You’re low-key. And you probably still wear that shirt with a little BBQ sauce on it because, hey, that’s flavor.
Worn by: The die-hard fan who visited the taproom once and talks about it like a pilgrimage.
Favorite beer: The flagship IPA—preferably something hazy, double dry-hopped, and over 7% ABV.
Bonus points: If the shirt has holes in it, it’s not “old”—it’s broken in.
“I like my beer how I like my opinions: bitter and loud.”
You're not here to make friends. You're here to convert others to the hop life, one aggressively dank DIPA at a time.
Worn by: The hop evangelist who has a tattoo of a hop cone and isn't afraid to show it.
Favorite beer: Anything over 90 IBUs. Bonus if it's not available in your zip code.
You definitely: Own a kegerator and correct people on how to pronounce “Simcoe.”
“If I can’t drink beer in it, I’m not wearing it.”
You’re the life of the party—or at least the person most likely to shotgun a hard seltzer for laughs. Your shirt’s punchline does the talking so you don’t have to.
Worn by: The “fun uncle” of the friend group.
Favorite beer: Whatever’s cold and possibly seasonal.
You own: At least three shirts with beer puns and a strong affinity for dad jokes.
“It’s from a tiny taproom in a mountain town you can’t pronounce. You wouldn’t get it.”
This shirt is a conversation starter... but only so you can monologue for 15 minutes about your beer pilgrimage through Vermont.
Worn by: The craft beer explorer who never repeats a brew.
Favorite beer: Something barrel-aged, fermented with wild yeast, and served at exactly 54°F.
Their fridge: Looks like a museum gift shop with cans labeled in six languages.
“It’s not technically licensed, but it’s hilarious.”
You live at the intersection of nostalgia and nonsense. Whether it’s a hopified He-Man or a beer-loving alien with a mullet, your shirt is here to confuse and amuse.
Worn by: The pop culture junkie with a love for beer and bad decisions.
Favorite beer: Anything with an outrageous label and a punny name.
Most likely to: Own more koozies than clean underwear.
“Yes, I brewed this. No, I won’t do a custom batch for your wedding.”
You walk into a bar and immediately assess their draft line with visible disappointment. Your shirt might have a logo, but the yeast stains are 100% authentic.
Worn by: Brewers and hardcore homebrewers who casually throw around words like “decoction mash.”
Favorite beer: Their own. Obviously.
Weekend plans: Brewing. Tinkering. Complaining about how IP theft is ruining the industry.
Whatever it is, we support it. Loudly. And possibly while holding a beer.
Whether you’re a hophead, a dad-joke enthusiast, or someone who just likes to confuse strangers at the grocery store—your beer shirt is part of your identity. So wear it proud. Or better yet, upgrade to something fresh that says what you really mean.
Your next favorite shirt is just a click (and a cold beer) away.